How to Start a Raider Gang

"DOWN OR DIE" ― Urethra, The Raider

How to Start a Raider Gang

It's that time again. Another Raider Gang must rise. A commonplace in the Wasteland, Raiders can be found almost anywhere, usually travelling in gangs. That's why you're here. You're a raider, and you want to make our own gang. It's simple, really. Let me show you how.

Your New Raider Name

To go anywhere in the Raider community, you have to have a kickass name. Who are you more likely to follow, Casey Santos, or RIPFUCK KILLBAIT? I'd be following the guy with the insane raider name, which brings me to my first point, have a kickass name. Something like (noun)(adjective), (verb)(adjective) or just a single word. Many famous Raiders who have risen and fallen over the years have followed this law of naming.

Proclaiming Leadership

Upon round start, yell out as loud as you can, "RAIDER GANG!!". This will usually rally a few raiders to your cause. Once you've done this, address your new subordinates. Give them an inspiring message, something along the lines of, "WE WILL RAPE EVERY BITCH AND KILL EVERY PUSSY IN THIS WASTELAND". Once you've done this, you can move onto the next step.

Deciding What The Fuck You Guys Are Gonna Do

Discuss among your men your objectives as a group. In your case, it'll probably be robbery, drug trade, slavery, rape, or all of the above. Come to a conclusion on your goal and then work to achieve it. During this time, you can also decide on whether or not to set up a base, setup a secret radio frequency, make healing items, loot ruins, and various other things other groups do.

Doing It

You've assembled your group, decided what you're going to do, and set everything else up. Now it's time for you to do it. Roam in a horde, robbing and kidnapping everyone you come across (within escalation rules, of course.) until the NCR, Legion or some powergaming metagang decides to take care of you. Or, rise above the rest, kill every other faction, take over every location, and rule the Wasteland until the factions you just killed call the train and you all have to go home. It's really up to you at this point.

Congratulations

Your Raider gang has either lasted to the end of the round or fucking died trying. You can now accept your #1 Raider Boss mug. This has been a tutorial by Sips. Please unban me god fucking please unban me!! PLEASE!!!